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MARINE1986

Once, always, Semper Fi
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Traffic, All Together Now

Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:16 AM EDT
driving, speeding, traffic, politeness, not-news, left-lane, share-the-road
By Marine1986
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I work near a city, I have to commute every day in my car as there is no mass transit to speak of.  Everyday there is traffic.  Even while driving with no traffic, I spot some unusual characters on the roads.  This article tries to not analyze them, but point them out.  It could be you!

The Lefties or The Left Lane Mafioso's - I am not a speedy driver, I keep it at most about five miles per hour over the speed limit.  Yet, there are times on the highway when I need to use the left lane to pass.  Go back and re-read that last sentence.  The key term?  Use the left lane to pass.  I observe many drivers who get to the left lane and stay there.  It is not for driving long term, it is meant for passing!  Its very much like taking out a short term loan.  The funny part with many of these drivers is they drive slowly.  I am sorry, but if you want to drive at the speed limit or under? Get in the right lane(s)!

Maybe some of these Lefites want to help us all slow down a little?  Maybe they feel as though they are doing a service for us all?  Helping the country be a little greener?  No!  They become the fodder for the other more professional drivers!  LOL

Truckers - I have a profound respect for those that deliver our goods around the country.  It is a most difficult job that requires skills (no kidding).  However, it does not give you license to "own the road".  We in cars and on motorcycles have just as much right to these roads as you.  You may pay more in tolls and for fuel, but they are our roads too.  Stop acting like you own it. 

Also, and this goes for some of the car drivers out there, if we are in traffic, heavy traffic; don't leave a quarter mile of space in front of you.  We all have places to be and deadlines to be there.  By driving with a huge gap in front of you, it could keep others from getting to their destinations sooner.  Again, stop trying to help us all out by keeping a steady pace.  You know people just fill in the space before you know it.

Luxury Cars - All of you who have spent more than a moderate amount of money on a car or own a Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Range Rover, etc.  You are not more important than the rest of us.  You have to follow the same rules.  I know you feel entitled to doing anything you want on the road, but you are no different than the rest of us.  You can think anything you like, but we are your equals. 

I reminded that "equality" to one of your tailgating comrades just yesterday.  He had just washed his car too from the looks of it.  When he was tailgating, I suddenly had the urge to wash my windshield.  My washer spray go all over his black Mercedes Benz.  He was pretty ticked.  As he passed he gave me the finger with a smirk, I just smiled, laughed and waved back as if we were pals (I do this, it makes people even more angry, not sure why).  This seemed to make him even more angry.  He sped off, accelerating with haste.  The Police Officer pulled him over not two miles down the road.  True story.  

Left Lane Traffic Light Cowards - If you are sitting at a red light and turning left; when the light turns green and you have to wait for other cars, don't just sit there!  Pull out into the intersection.  You can fit two full-size cars in an intersection.  By sitting there or only pulling up a little, you are being most selfish.  Only interested in making sure YOU can get through.  So long as you are OK, just forget everyone else, right!?  PULL OUT INTO THE INTERSECTION AND MORE CARS CAN GO TOO!!!  You know who you are, PULL UP!!!!

Heed these words.  Though most of it is meant to be a little humorous, take it to heart.  We are all in this world together, other people may have places to be or in a hurry.  We have to share the road.  You are not alone out there, so stop acting as if you are!

One final thought; to the Mercedes Benz owner, I am sure the ticket helped you learn your lesson.  Yea, right.

 

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Marine1986

What do you think? Am I right?

  • 4 votes
Reply#1 - Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:20 AM EDT
RACHEL1-933952

Definitely!

Especially those chicken left hand turn drivers...no one in this town seems to understand that concept!

  • 4 votes
#1.1 - Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:54 PM EDT
ERich-356044

My city is filled with left lane mafiosos.... ugh! Worst part is that they go about 10 miles UNDER the speed limit as well. I also call them 'constipators'. They constipate the system. Yesterday, coming home on the freeway, a chevy van was in the left lane going 60!! No traffic.... I wanted to scream at him but I didn't.

I will admit, I drive a 'luxury car' ... however I don't tailgate, or honk at anyone in my way, I just try to go around them and never give anyone the finger. I have my own kid in the car 90% of the time. Like you, I only go about 5 mph over the speed limit. I drive a fire engine red BMW X3. Red car ..... no speeding for me.

Where I live we have the "I'm attached to my cell phone and WAY more important than you" people. Despite the fact that it is illegal to drive in California while talking, they still do.

  • 2 votes
#1.2 - Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:25 AM EDT
Marine1986

Right!

  • 3 votes
#1.3 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:44 AM EDT
wmolaw

Marine:

Gads, thanks for writing this. Here's some additions.

Texting/on the phone. If you are texting while driving that is sufficient reason to be capitally punished, seriously. If you are on the phone, that's ten to twenty! Chances are you will get into an accident and kill/maim someone else, so we should get rid of you right now.

Slow left turners, know what, there is only so much time on that damn left turn. MOVE! Have you ever noticed that the first five cars are slow as hell, HUGE gaps, and then as more time goes by folks start to MOVE! Those first few folks are pure, selfish pigs, yes, selfish pigs. They only care about themselves, no one else. As long as THEY get through, they don't care about anyone else.

Learn to honk your horns! When folks don't move, honk the damn horn! All you will be doing is pulling them away from texting! Yeah, they might give you the finger, so what! HONK THE HORN, the only way to get those selfish pigs moving!

God, I could go on all day long. Thanks for the opportunity to vent!

  • 3 votes
#1.4 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:47 AM EDT
Marine1986

WM - always good to hear from you, agreed!

I HATE THE PEOPLE WHO TEXT WHILE DRIVING!!! IT IS SELFISH AND VERY VERY DANGEROUS!!!

Well said!

  • 4 votes
#1.5 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:01 AM EDT
wmolaw

Marine:

The ONLY thing that saves me from mayhem and murder on the highway is books on tape/ipod/cd's. Without them, I would be in jail somewhere!

I get in the car, I turn them on. Right now, re-listening to the Richard Sharpe (Bernard Cornwell) and Hornblower (Forester) series. God, they are great!

  • 2 votes
#1.6 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:06 AM EDT
Marine1986

I thought of something else, with the coming of Winter, all those landscapers who turn into snow removal for driveways, they think they own the road. Constantly cutting off speeding.

  • 2 votes
#1.7 - Tue Oct 4, 2011 8:00 AM EDT
Shannoscubie

Oh, and the drivers who are either terrified of more than three snowflakes at a time and drive 12mph everywhere or the ones who speed, change lanes and tailgate like their vehicle has cleats on its tires and can't POSSIBLY ever skid.

  • 3 votes
#1.8 - Tue Oct 4, 2011 10:04 AM EDT
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Shannoscubie

Oh, let's see...

Lane Ending Zoomers: You know the ones. There have been signs for BLOCKS and everybody else has moved over, sometimes creating a bit of a line of traffic backed up in the soon-to-be only lane available. But the zoomers are too good to wait, they have to hit the gas, fly past everyone else, and then cut in at the last minute.

Roundabout Newbies: Roundabouts are to be treated kind of like an intersection without lights. If there's no traffic in or about to BE in the roundabout, just GO, dammit! Don't stop. And, for the love of everything holy, don't stop IN the roundabout to let someone else in!

Lane Wanderers: If you're turning right, turn into the RIGHT lane, not the left lane. That way, someone who's turning left from the opposite direction can turn left into the left lane at the same time. Also? It's the LAW! (At least where I live)

Scared/Sloppy Turners: Really? You have to virtually STOP your car to turn into a side street? It's just a corner: GO AROUND IT! Or if your car is too big for you to handle, get a smaller one! Remember NOT to cut across the stop line of the lane next to the one you're turning into. You're in the city now, not on a country road. And unless you're driving a semi, there's no need to swing WIDE.

Crosswalk Violators: I can't tell you the number of times I've nearly been rear-ended because I stopped at a crosswalk to let a pedestrian go. Or sat there while people went AROUND my stopped car at the crosswalk. SERIOUSLY?! They thought I was just bored and decided to stop my car in the middle of the street and play a game on my cell phone or something?

I could go on and on. :-P

Thanks for letting me vent LOL! :-D

  • 4 votes
Reply#2 - Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:28 PM EDT
Marine1986

Love it!

  • 2 votes
#2.1 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:45 AM EDT
wmolaw

shannon:

Your post had different (but good) rants than mine, but was, essentially, identical!

Roundabouts just aren't the American way, at least not yet.

  • 3 votes
#2.2 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:48 AM EDT
Shannoscubie

Roundabouts just aren't the American way, at least not yet.

I know! The one I was ranting about is only tiny but people STILL can't figure it out. I guess I have an advantage because I lived (and drove) in the UK. Once you've negotiated one at 70mph on a 4-lane highway, the dinky ones we have in the US are a cinch!

  • 4 votes
#2.3 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:45 AM EDT
wmolaw

Shannon:

They are about to put one at a corner about 1/2 mile from my house, it's going to be a cluster, period.

I agree, I drove in Ireland, Scotland, more roundabouts than glasses of Guiness! It's merely a matter of degrees! Do I turn off at 90, 180, or 270. Once you get that down, it's simple!

  • 2 votes
#2.4 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:01 AM EDT
Shannoscubie

It's merely a matter of degrees

And being in the correct lane. They're much more consistent with their lane discipline over there, and I miss that. Here, people either pick a lane and stick with it no matter what speed they're doing or they wander all over the place.

A multi-lane roundabout would, indeed, be a giant cluster. They should station EMTs and tow trucks in the middle of it for the first 6 months. :-P

  • 3 votes
#2.5 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT
wmolaw

Here, people either pick a lane and stick with it no matter what speed they're doing or they wander all over the place.

I blame that on boomers, I do. They don't teach their kids properly, and they, themselves are rude and selfish so they hang in the left lane because they believe (rightly at times) that it's smoother than the right lanes, not as many trucks.

They just don't care about others, that is the bottom line.

  • 1 vote
#2.6 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:30 AM EDT
Shannoscubie

I blame that on boomers, I do

Eh? My parents are boomers and so am I!

  • 3 votes
#2.7 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:39 AM EDT
wmolaw

Well, so am I and my kids, so let me amend.

I blame it on MANY (not all) boomers.

And note, how can you be a boomer and your parents be boomers as well?

  • 1 vote
#2.8 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:42 AM EDT
Shannoscubie

how can you be a boomer and your parents be boomers as well?

They were born at the very beginning of the boomer years and I was born at the very end. Okay, technically I'm a couple of years afterward according to the US Census Bureau statistics but I've always identified more with the boomer generation than the gen-Xers who came afterward. I have endless pleasant memories evoked by a random faint whiff of patchouli... ;-)

  • 2 votes
#2.9 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:17 PM EDT
wmolaw

Ah, I see now. LOL, so your parents acted quickly!

YEah, who the hell would want to be gen-x'ers!

  • 2 votes
#2.10 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:37 PM EDT
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Bad Fish

Driving has become a little more difficult. I remember when it was simple, just driving while drinking. Now i drink, drive and text with an occasional joint burning too. What is next? If i take on anymore tasks it might become to dangerous to drive.

  • 4 votes
Reply#3 - Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:44 PM EDT
RACHEL1-933952

Well, after you're done tokin', you'll need that free hand for the munchies!

  • 2 votes
#3.1 - Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:53 PM EDT
Bad Fish

Sometimes if my date didn't go well, that hand is busy but that's a whole nother story.

  • 2 votes
#3.2 - Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:16 PM EDT
RACHEL1-933952

Does your wife know about these dates?

;O

  • 2 votes
#3.3 - Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:19 PM EDT
Bad Fish

The date with my hand? She knows all about it.

  • 2 votes
#3.4 - Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:20 PM EDT
RACHEL1-933952

Nope, the ones that don't go well!!

  • 2 votes
#3.5 - Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:23 PM EDT
Marine1986

A little suggesting, no? LOL

  • 2 votes
#3.6 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:45 AM EDT
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Par4TheCourse

Pedestrian crosswalk... To add to what Shannoscubie wrote:

As a child one learns to "Look Both Ways" before crossing... This "Includes" crosswalks... A person that is just walking down the sidewalk and decides to cross at one of these without stopping on the curb.. looking both ways.. and then cross when it is "Safe" to do so.. is an idiot. People who just blatantly go across without care.. doesn't matter if it is on a busy roadway or not... they 'Expect' people to stop for them because they are using a crosswalk... Sorry, although it is a crosswalk.. it is going across a 'Roadway'.. and what is on a 'Roadway'... Vehicles.. that take time to stop 'Safely'... One does not just 'dart' out onto a crosswalk and expect people to slam on their breaks to allow some joker go across... Yet, people do this... This is one of my pet peeves... it is asinine to say the least...

Then if a vehicle does not stop because of some moron who decides it is his/her time to cross a road that was built for Vehicles.. not pedestrians... the driver could get a ticket.. or an accident..

  • 4 votes
Reply#4 - Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:53 PM EDT
Vlad's dog

what gets me is the number of drivers on the highway that think the brake pedal is just used to make a full stop. Having to tap the brake pedal seems to be tied to some personal insult or something.

When you drive past me and I can tell from your speed that you will be right behind the next car in your lane in seconds and you don't tap your brake to slow down just a little then I call you suicide ego driver".

  • 5 votes
Reply#5 - Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:18 AM EDT
etva

Excellent article, Marine! One of my pet peeves is the difference between yield and merge. As a teenage friend recently said to me, "You mean they don't mean the same thing?" [facepalm!]

  • 5 votes
Reply#6 - Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:29 PM EDT
Marine1986

I can't stand the people who do not yield at all! The sign is there yet they speed up to get in front of you.

Also, how about the left lane slow driver, when you go to pass on the right, they speed up to keep you from passing. DUH!!!

  • 2 votes
#6.1 - Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:46 AM EDT
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